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Señor Bistec — your AI nutrition coach

Your AI nutrition coach in your pocket

Change your eating without effort

No diets. Just observe your metrics, and your eating improves naturally. With an AI nutritionist who knows your day and guides you through every meal.

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2 weeks free · Then €12.99/month · No credit card for trial

Speaks your language

The problem isn't the food. It's the effort.

What if you didn't need a diet? No restrictions, no meal plans. Just start observing what you eat, like an athlete observes their training. What gets measured gets managed.

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Traditional apps

Search every food. Pick portions. Confirm. Every meal. Every day. Most people give up within weeks.

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ChatGPT / Direct AI

Good one-off advice, but tomorrow it won't know what you ate today. No profile, no goals, no reminders. Every conversation starts from scratch.

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Nothing

You want to take care of yourself, but everything is too complicated or boring. So you do nothing.

ChatGPT gives advice. Señor Bistec knows you and guides you.

How it works

1

Log your meal

Send a photo or text. "Had soup and bread." Señor Bistec calculates calories and macros instantly.

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Get your progress

After every meal you see where you stand for the day. At 7 PM you get your daily summary. On Sundays, your weekly report.

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Never quit

Custom reminders, day streaks, unlockable achievements, and a tone that never judges. The system works so you don't have to.

Ask anything

Not just a calorie counter. Your personal nutritionist who knows your day.

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Can I have pizza tonight?
Señor Bistec
You've had 1100/2000 kcal today. A margherita pizza is ~800 kcal. My advice: have 2-3 slices (450 kcal) with a side salad. You'll be right on track 👌
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Lunch photo
Señor Bistec
Rice with chicken and vegetables — 520 kcal, P32g F12g C58g. Today: 1620/2000 kcal. Great choice, protein on point 💪
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What should I eat for dinner to hit my protein goal?
Señor Bistec
You're 25g short on protein. Quick options: Greek yogurt (15g), chicken breast (25g per 100g), or a protein shake. Any of these will get you there 🎯

Everything you need

Photo or text

Send a photo or type "I had salad and chicken." The bot analyzes and logs instantly.

Real-time progress

After every meal you see where you stand vs your daily goal. Calories, protein, fat, carbs.

Summaries and reports

At 7pm your daily summary arrives. Sundays, a weekly report with trends and recommendations.

Smart reminders

Personalized to your schedule. The bot comes to you, not the other way around. If you forget, it doesn't.

Streaks and achievements

12 unlockable badges. Daily streaks with a freeze earned every 7 days.

No judgment, real personality

Warm, direct tone with humor. Never scolds you. Detects your language automatically.

A week with ChatGPT vs a week with Señor Bistec

The difference isn't the AI. It's the system.

Monday
🤖 ChatGPT
Sent a photo of my breakfast to ChatGPT. "Approximately 450 kcal, 30g protein." OK. Closed the chat.
🥩 Señor Bistec
Sent the photo on Telegram. "Oatmeal with banana and nuts — 420 kcal, P18g F14g C58g Fiber5g. Today: 420/2000 kcal. Good start, a bit low on protein — add some meat at lunch 💪"
Wednesday
🤖 ChatGPT
Forgot to ask at lunch. In the evening I wrote "what did I eat today?" ChatGPT: "I don't have that information." OK, I dropped it.
🥩 Señor Bistec
At 1 PM a reminder came in: "Lunch? Send a photo or tell me what you ate." At 7 PM the summary arrived: "Today 1450/2000 kcal, protein on target, fiber low — try more veggies tomorrow."
Friday
🤖 ChatGPT
Didn't open it in 2 days. Well, maybe I'll start again next week.
🥩 Señor Bistec
The usual morning reminder came in — the bot didn't forget about you, even if you forgot about it. "Today you're at 650/2000 kcal. No logs yesterday — no worries. Let's get today going."
Sunday
🤖 ChatGPT
I don't even remember what I asked on Monday. No big picture. I quit.
🥩 Señor Bistec
The weekly report arrived: calories per day, weight trend, patterns, actionable recommendations. "This week you ate light at lunch — try adding a snack. Overall, good week, real progress."

Achievements that keep you going

12 achievements to unlock. From your first meal to a full year. Every 7-day streak earns you a freeze to protect your progress.

First Step First Step
One Week One Week
Habit Habit
One Month One Month
Bullseye Bullseye
One Year One Year

Frequently asked questions

Why not just use ChatGPT? It's free.
ChatGPT Plus costs $20/month. And for that money you get no memory, no reminders, no daily summaries, no streak tracking. Every conversation starts from scratch. Señor Bistec remembers everything, reaches out to you proactively, and builds a system around your habit.
How accurate is the photo analysis?
Accurate enough to keep you on track. The value isn't in a perfect number (nobody has that — not MyFitnessPal, not ChatGPT), but in the consistency of the habit and the visibility of your progress.
What if I skip a few days?
The bot isn't going anywhere. Reminders keep coming, and when you log again you'll see your weekly progress. No judgment, no reset. Plus, every 7-day streak earns you a freeze that protects your streak if you miss a day.
How much does it cost?
2-week free trial, no credit card required. Then €12.99/month. Invite a friend and you both get 14 extra days free.
What languages does it support?
Señor Bistec detects your language automatically. Supports English, Spanish, German, and many more.
Telegram or WhatsApp?
Telegram is available now. WhatsApp is coming soon. Pick the messenger you use most — the experience is the same.

Start today. 2 weeks free.

No apps to download. No forms to fill. Just send a message.

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